Once again, V-Nation, it's the holiday season. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Yule, Jamba The Space Worm, or absolutely nothing all. There's no escaping it. From Oct. 31st to Jan 1st, we're saturated with Santa Claus, Christmas trees, music and tv specials. It's all about the warm fire, the bright Christmas lights illuminating everything with their soft, dreamy glow. Neatly decorated homes, stockings hung by the chimney with care.
Fuck that. Not in Valvehalla. We like it dark here. We like the shit that grows on the underbelly of the beast. The part that never sees the light of day. We like it raw. We like it real, and we like it in your face.
Here are the three videos I, at one time, had a tradition of posting over on the Ferzberks every year. Until the year when a special little snowflake felt the heat, and cried to the feelings police.
Now, I have my own place. So, with no further hesitations, here is the revived traditional Christmas posts.
Enjoy them, and take care.
As to be expected, there's an age restriction. Click at your own risk.
This also has adult content, but the censors are idiots, so...again, Click at your own risk.
What Christmas would be complete without a little GWAR, huh?
Ok. So, this one isn't offensive. It's not dark, it's not raw. And it wasn't even on the list. But, it IS the McKenzie brothers. They always get a spot. No matter what. That's law #37 in Valvehalla. "McKenzie Brothers are always welcome. No matter what."
Merry Whatever, V Nation. Whatever you believe, or whatever you celebrate, just make sure you treat each other well.